Thanksgiving is one week away — and with it comes the glory of post-mashed-potato naps and the stress of having to endure (yet another) conversation with your Uncle Bob about whether or not global warming is actually a hoax.

What happens when you get stuck next to Aunt Cindy, who's always a glass of mulled wine away from asking why you aren't married yet, you're on the brink of writing off your family... and there's not a pipe to be found?

Don't fret! Here's a step-by-step tutorial on how to make one out of an apple (surely there's an extra lying around the kitchen).

STEP ONE

STEP TWO

STEP THREE

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Illustrations: Jenn Archerd

Jenn is a Reno/Sparks artist who currently fronts the indie punk band Slow Wow. She is strangely fond of insects.